Something weird happened to me when…
2007

Something weird happened to me when I dreamt I was in teletubby land. I fell asleep on my bed and then I awoke on soft gently flowing grass. The fist thing I saw was a glowing television kneeling over me mumbling the words “e’ghoo” over and over and over again.
I looked up and jumped like a jack rabbit after a carrot because of what I saw. I saw the most hideous face ever to be seen by mortal eyes. I hopped off my stomach and darted toward the sun running faster, gaining speed with every step. I peered over my shoulder and saw what looked like red dodge ball riding a vacuum cleaner with a square above its head.
My first thought at the sight of that was “huh”, “what’s that”? As it gained ground I could tell that it had a head and short stubby legs and arms. I stopped lolly gagging and started trotting again. After what felt like three hours of running as fast as the wind, peeking over me shoulder, and then starting to pace all over again I finally began to tier.
Looking back one more time before I came to a halt I saw nothing. Not a creature in sight. So I took one step and fell head first into a vat of rainbow filled goop. After that I heard a maniacal laugh and smelt some stink of football players’ dirty laundry bank.
I sprawled out of the vat and crawled toward the horizon. As I crawled I felt a sense of bloating. The bloating sense continued to increase so I decided to look and see of I was growing fatter.
As I did so, I noticed that I was changing skin color from blue to red to orange, that my arms and legs had increased in width and depth, and also my stomach had a blue television sticking out of it. I was stating to mumble and say things I didn’t understand, I was turning into one of them.
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