Why I love my life…the best of sarcasim

2008

Hmm...why do I love my life? Is it because everything I say comes out wrong; Or is it because whenever something good is supposed to happen to me it turns completely around and ends up being a bad thing. On the other hand I do have my loving, but sometimes over questioning parents and let’s not forget my two demon brothers who always find some way to aggravate me for no apparent reason.
Then again not everything I say comes out wrong, for example on Monday I went the entire day without having any misunderstandings by anyone, until I got home of course. When I arrived home, for a few minuets anyway, things went along o.k. until my mom came downstairs where I was watching TV and demanded that I right all the channels’ numbers that had anything “bad” on them, even if it was a commercial! This meant the MTV music video, soap opera, and comedy central channels. All because my little demon brothers might see something they’re not supposed to, I don’t even think they should be able to touch the TV without a password much less turn it on.
After my mom finished going on about that, I told her that I loved all those channels. She blocked them anyway, just then I caught my brother peering around the corner giving me one of those I-found-another-way-to-make-you-mad looks so I just shot him one of those I’ll-kill-you-later-looks. He left and I grimacingly watched mom block the few of my favorite channels I had left.
Today a terrifying terror twas to tear the telluric to tittles; this caused quite a bit of commotion at school. Lol. We were all in a fetal position for like the entire school day until Mr. Kahler, our principle, finally informed us that the testing of the proton beams had been successful and completed about 24 hr.’s previous!!!! If that last sentence didn’t tip you off well our school don’t communicate well.